LISTEN: Bernard O'Shea's hilarious guide to meeting someone from Kerry...
Bernard O'Shea's 'Guide to Ireland' on 2FM's Breakfast Republic tackled meeting someone from Kerry this week and it's hilarious.
Playing on county stereotypes to great effect in the radio skit Bernard says, "He or she will get the most information out of you in the shortest amount of time possible."
Cue a 'Kerry' native asking a series of questions extremely fast.
"After a five minute conversation they will know your PPSN number, axle number on your car, who you are, who your mother was, who her mother was and how you're related to them," reveals Bernard.
He adds, "You will know absolutely sweet f*** all abou them though."