Mel Gibson searches for ideal Irish woman to star in new movie
Good news: the producers of The Professor & The Madman, starring Mel Gibson, are looking to cast Irish women in the period feature film.
However, ladies interested in working alongside Gibson must meet a very specific set of requirements and measurements.
Those covered in fake tan need not apply - there are to be no plucked or threaded eyebrows, and no Shellac nails. Ladies' locks cannot be dyed, tattoos and "body decoration" are a no-no, and a 34-36 inch bust is preferable.
Those interested should be Caucasian and a slender 8-10 dress size.
She should be roughly 5'3" to 5'8" in height, her hair shoulder-length - no pixie cuts or undercuts, I'm afraid.
The ideal candidate must also possess a 26-inch waist.
Given that the average Irish women's waist is 32", the producers may be waiting some time to find their perfect woman.
Thankfully, the age range is more inclusive; anyone between the ages of 20 and 60 can throw their hat into the ring.
Providing, of course, they meet all of the above requirements.
The drama, which also stars Sean Penn, is set in the 1800s and is about the creation of the Oxford English Dictionary.
MovieExtras.ie are casting.