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Friday 23 March 2018

Stampylongnose: Five Irish characters Stampy should work with in Minecraft

Screen capture of Stampy on one of his adventures
Screen capture of Stampy on one of his adventures
Frank Whelan

Frank Whelan

Stampylongnose is a hero of this modern age, a bright yellow cat that plays Minecraft while people watch, commenting all the while. Millions watch his videos, so we thought we'd suggest some Irish favourites for Stampy to collaborate with.

1. Zuppy The Dog

This collaboration would embrace the classic cat and dog mix up. Zuppy, fond of yipping and chasing across the screen, would be the perfect match for Stampy's calm ways. Plus, blue alien dog with pink zoggabons and a yellow cat, what a perfectly delightful colour scheme.


2. Bosco

If you're looking for someone nice and politer - not to mention higher pitched - than Stampy, look no further. Bosco ruled the day time children's TV world for so long, before disappearing. His resurgence following the popularisation of DVDs is said to be one of the harbingers of the apocalypse.

3. Judge

Another dog, this old gent is known for being the voice of reason. Next time Stampy tries to make friends with a creeper, Judge will be on hand to say "Careful now." His road safety pedigree is also without question.

4. Dustin the Turkey

Dustin would add an edge to the Stampy experience. Never one to censor himself, Dustin would cut through the Minecraft political landscape, calling a wooden pick-axe a wooden pick-axe. Dustin may lead Stampy astray with his post-Eurovision rock n' roll lifestyle, but the yellow cat will no doubt need a guide if his star continues to rise.

5. The Morbegs

Because nothing could launch Stampy further into the realm of the surreal more than The Morbegs. Molly and Rossa would amplify Stampy's natural dialogue to new levels of oddly nice and oddly odd.

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