If we start by saying that Karl Geary writes relationships well, we have to mention how beautifully and subtly he allows the story to unfold. Then we’re onto how well he evokes time and place, and eventually, it’s best just to give up and say that, in this reviewer’s opinion, Geary is one of the finest writers that Ireland has produced. And that Juno Loves Legs is a masterpiece.
Both this and 2016’s sparkling debut, Montpelier Parade, provide pitch-perfect evocations of male-female relationships and of 1980s Ireland, in all its mucky, fag-smoke-clouded glory. Geary escaped Dublin for New York in his mid-teens (and now lives in Glasgow) but it seems that the city and the era remain close to his heart.
Both novels centre on unlikely but intense friendships. In Montpelier Parade, between a teenage boy and an older woman. Here, between school friends Juno and Seán, who is the ‘Legs’ of the title. They navigate difficult family circumstances, deal with Sister and Father and other bullies at school, and work out how to be in a world where they are just that little bit different. She through poverty and neglect. He through his gentle effeminacy.
The pair’s bond is forged when Seán, ribbons tied mockingly in his hair, is bullied in the schoolyard. His chief tormentor has met his match when Juno crosses the yard. “I rooted him up the arse.”
But after this heartfelt strike for justice, Juno brooks no soppiness. Seán, gratefully, holds Juno’s hand “binding himself to me”. Juno reacts in typical tough fashion. “‘What you doing?’ I say, shaking free of his hand. ‘Get off,’ I say. ‘This is why you get balls in the face. And take the ribbons out, dopey c**t.’”
Juno’s dressmaker mother stoically makes ends meet while managing condescending customers and Juno’s sloppy alcoholic father. The relationship between mother and daughter is authentically and heartbreakingly drawn. Clatters and love given in almost equal measure. Juno, outwardly, looks neglected compared to Seán. “He was cared for, this boy. Someone made an effort on his behalf.” Yet it is her strength of mind and heart that gives ‘Legs’ the courage to be himself.
When tragedy strikes, Juno is left with no one, other than ‘Legs’. The pair grow up but never apart, even while events separate them geographically. In an awkward conversation, an arty older man who has the hots for ‘Legs’ asks Juno how she knows him. “‘Yeah, Legs, how do I know you?’ ‘Like the back of your hand,’ he says.”
Forget all those brittle Trinity-set novels. This is where it’s at for true love stories. Juno Loves Legs will break your heart and stitch it right back up again.
Juno Loves Legs by Karl Geary, Harvill Secker, €14.99