Friday 15 December 2017

'Your eyeballs smell like eyeballs' - Woman has been tweeting her unwitting boyfriend’s hilarious sleep talking for months

Caitlin and her sleep-talker boyfriend
Caitlin and her sleep-talker boyfriend
Aoife Kelly

Aoife Kelly

We've all been known to make the odd strange utterance in our sleep but one Kansas man is a pretty prolific sleep talker.

How do we know? Becuase his girlfriend, Caitlin, has been tweeting his comments to her 12,000 followers for the past four months.

Her boyfriend, known as Sir Lord Dick Pat on Twitter (check out @Sleep_Sayings), was recently asked by her what he thinks about his sayings going viral.

"I don't care," he said.

"He's a lot funnier in his sleep, that's for sure," says Caitlin. 

Scroll down for some of his best...

 

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