Monday 20 November 2017

Irish dad comes up with unique way to punish son for throwing house party without permission

Sasha Brady

A father from Cork has come up with a unique way of punishing his teenage son for having a house party without his family's permission.

A young lad in Cork will have to come up with some inventive ways to communicate with friends after his father took his iPhone away from him and advertised it for sale on DoneDeal.

The father, from Mallow, posted the adon the buy and sell site on Wednesday morning and the description accompanying the post details his reasons for selling the phone.

"So the young fella was left alone there Saturday night and decided to invite over some of his hormonal and greasy friends for a session. Aaaahhhh 'twas a great night by all accounts.

'Splendid' iPhone 5C. Phone: DoneDeal
'Splendid' iPhone 5C. Phone: DoneDeal

"My son is now being labelled a "Legend" and for this reason I have taken his phone off him," he said.

The father outlined the two options he now has available to him.

"Option 1 I can sell the phone to buy some wipes, dettol solution, bottles of cif and general janitorial items to clean up the mess caused by those uneducated amoebas who called to the house that night and who thought they were great shur......"


"Option 2 I go out the back and drop kick it over the wall I've kicked his hole for him and he is grounded until further notice. He can also now piss off and invest in a hamster or carrier pigeon to communicate."

He also made it clear that he isn't just annoyed with his mischievous son for throwing a party in the house without his permission, he's also angry with him for breaking another rule.

"I also found out that the son was smoking which I've informed him, if it happens again, will take a team of surgeons to remove that fag from his arse....."

The iPhone can be snapped up for €900.

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