Hungover? Someone in Mayo is selling a jumbo breakfast roll on DoneDeal
A jumbo breakfast roll is just what you need to feel human again from the comedown of Ireland's Euro 2016 campaign.
But would you purchase one from DoneDeal instead of your local Londis?
One Mayo man has advertised his jumbo breakfast roll on the site for €2.
It looks like a decent one too, packed with rashers, eggs, sausages, black pudding, mushrooms and ketchup.
But there's no mention of delivery and it's doubtful the roll would taste too good or even look the same 20 hours after it was first posted.
The description read: "Jumbo breakfast roll. Price is price. Zero mileage. No time wasters."
You have to admire the opportunist.