Attack dog insurance
Now, wouldn't it be great if you could train your pooch to really go for Angela Merkel or that Sarkozy twerp. A savage Celtic beast coming out of the mist to nip away at their ankles.
It might be a bit more intimidating than Enda. Given the phalanxes of security around them, you'd probably need a bit of pet insurance in case things got out of hand. Or if you had to fire them out of a cannon. Cover for a highly trained one-year-old pedigree dog with big teeth.
Best: PetInsurance.ie Essential Cover, €99
Avoid: Allianz, €233.03
Contact: www.petinsurance.ie or 0818 286 454
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