Man calls police because ‘girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with him’
A man called the police to complain his girlfriend would not have sex with him.
Frustrated Patrick Doggett (53) told officers he had dialled 911 because partner Faye Woodruff "would not give him any ass".
Officers arrived at the 53-year-old's home in Spartanburg, South Carolina, in the early hours of Tuesday morning and Ms Woodruff told them that she had refused the request because her grandchild was sleeping in the bed with her.
According to The Smoking Gun, a site that publishes arrests and mugshots in the United States, police found Mr Doggett outside the house drinking and arrested him for public intoxication.
He allegedly told officers: "F*** that b****."
“He had been drinking all day and didn’t know where he was at,” said Ms Woodruff according the arrest report.
“He climbed into bed and asked for sex. When I refused, he stumbled off and called the police.”