Antonio Vazquez is a cherubic 72-year-old with twinkling eyes, a long white beard - and a knack for predicting things that don't actually happen.
For more than three decades, Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" has been doing tarot card and horoscope readings to reveal what's in store - or not - for the coming year.
Despite Mr Vazquez's consistently incorrect record of prognostication, dozens of journalists packed Mexico City's press club for the Grand Warlock's latest round of predictions in what has become one of this country's most reliably strange and inexplicably popular New Year's traditions.
On tap for 2013, according to the Grand Warlock: A new war in the Middle East; chaos in Venezuela and a tough year for Mr Obama.
But it's not all bad news. Mr Vazquez said 2013 would be a great year for Mexico, a country that has struggled with drug violence and a slow economy. "Mexico is going to have a relevant place in the world, economically speaking," he said. "Mexico will place itself as a paradise for investors."
The thick-browed warlock also said there would be a lot less people killed this year in Mexico. According to some statements by the current Mexican administration, at least 70,000 people were killed between 2006 and 2012 as the government of then president Felipe Calderon battled drug traffickers.
After reading some of his dozens of predictions, Mr Vazquez took questions from reporters and said tarot cards showed Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez, who is battling cancer, would make it to his inauguration but would be dead by April.
He also said cards showed him the death of Jenni Rivera, the Latin music superstar who was killed on December 8 in a plane crash, was not an accident. "The plane would not have exploded the way it did if it hadn't been carrying a bomb," he said. Investigators have not revealed any evidence that the plane exploded in the air.
Regardless of his shortcomings, his readings get wide coverage in the local media. And there have been times when he has been spot-on. In 2006, he predicted Mr Calderon would win the Mexican presidency. and last January, the warlock accurately predicted that the world would not end in December, saying theories of doomsday in 2012 were "big fat lies".