And breathe....Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are still the most beautiful and together couple in the world
And breathe… We can all relax now because we have been finally presented with the photographic evidence that all is well with the World’s Most Beautiful Couple, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom.
The Aussie supermodel and her film star husband put on a very obvious PDA at a pre-Oscars bash in Hollywood last night, with Miranda playfully squeezing her husband’s bottom and nuzzling into him for a smooch later in the night.
If you can judge according to appearances, there are no problems with that marriage, contrary to the rumours that have been flying about it for quite some time. And if they were faking it for the cameras, they did an excellent job.
The suggestion that there might be trouble in paradise came about when the Victoria’s Secret Angel seemed to flirt with Leonardo diCaprio and was spotted without her wedding ring.
Plus, the two are often separated geographically because of their conflicting and hectic schedules.
None of these three things really add up to marriage problems and certainly there’s an element of schadenfreude in suggesting that there was.
Do we want to think that two stunningly good looking people, who have been married since 2010 and have a two-year-old son, can have wealth, fame and a happy relationship. Of course we don’t. It’s galling to think that someone can have it all, especially when they’re ridiculously gorgeous.
Miranda recently revealed her grandmother’s tops on how to keep your man happy. She said: “My grandma said, “Men are very visual, so don't forget that.’ She said, “Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband.”'
If she follows her own advice and given that she is a lingerie model, we can’t see Orlando walking out of this marriage anytime soon.