WATCH - Only an Irish mother would say these things, sure you wouldn't have it any other way!
If you've grown up under the watchful eye of an Irish Mammy then this video will be very familiar.
Nuala and Noeleen, or Roslyn Sheridan and Teresa McBride, are from South Armagh and their skit has nailed it.
Whether it involves questioning if they sold the dress "in a bigger size" or using saliva to clean a dirty face each sketch is a reminder of life with an Irish mammy.
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