Tuesday 22 August 2017

Your marriage is in trouble when you ...

1 Say "nothing" when your partner asks you if something is wrong

2 Stay up to watch current affairs shows while your other half has already gone to bed

3 Secretly think, God, I wish they'd stop moaning about work, when you should be feeling supportive

4 Drop the pretence that you really like visiting your partner's relatives

5 Are both tweeting while watching television

6 Having a night out together, only to realise that you've nothing to talk about except for the kids

7 Agree that a night out isn't worth the colossal cost of a babysitter

8 Stay up reading "a couple more pages" while your loved one turns off the light to go to sleep

Irish Independent

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