Tuesday 26 September 2017

Stuart

James Delingpole

"I have been married since last June and have already told lots of little white lies. Sometimes men just have to lie. For example, I was playing cricket with my mates, which my wife -- who was then my girlfriend -- knew about. I left all of my kit locked in the clubhouse. The game went on for a while, and when we finally finished I went back to my bag to find I had 26 missed calls, 11 text messages and seven voicemails, which started off asking 'Where are you?' and culminated in 'Why are you avoiding me? The marriage is off'.



"So I had a good laugh at that with the guys, rang her back and reminded her where I had been. But she was still angry and wanted me to go straight home, via Gourmet Burger Kitchen. A couple of beers later, I raced to GBK, bought the food and went home, blaming the delay on a queue.

"Ultimately, little white lies like that don't hurt anyone. I think the only thing that would upset her is if she found out how many partners I had before we were married. She would think less of me."

Irish Independent

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