Wednesday 7 December 2016

Some advice you probably should ignore

Anne Sexton

Published 18/06/2011 | 05:00

Dump a man who buys you a practical gift for Valentine's Day or your birthday.

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'The Rules', Ellen Fein and Sherrie Schneider

Don't give men any encouragement. Don't talk to them first, don't ask them to dance, and rarely return their calls.

'The Rules'

On the road, never correct your husband's directions. If

he goes the wrong way, keep quiet.

'The Surrendered Wife', Laura Doyle

Tell a man exactly what you expect from him -- on the first date! Hardly likely to scare him off ...

'The Surrendered Single'

Laura Doyle

Get online and accept dates with anyone who asks, even if you don't think he's your type. If you're over 40 you're no longer allowed to be picky. Or have standards ...

'Mr Good Enough', Lori Gottlieb

If your boyfriend disappears on you, he's just not that into you. Don't bother calling to find out why he thinks he can treat you that badly.

'He's Just Not That Into You', Greg Behrendt & Liz Tuccillo

Never say to a man in bed:

"I don't like that"; "I'm not ready"; "That tickles"; or "Ouch! That hurts!"

Your pain is less important than his ego, ladies!

'Mars and Venus in the Bedroom', John Gray

Wait 90 days before having sex with a man. During this probationary period you should meet his mother and send him naughty emails.

'Act Like a Lady,

Think Like a Man',

Steve Harvey

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