Published 12/01/2014 | 02:30
Will, my boyfriend, is a typical Sagittarian -- often oblivious to his bluntness.
So, while he has ferocious foot-in-mouth disease, he never really means to hurt anyone's feelings.
Recently, I was trying on an outfit for an event and asked him if the dress made me look fat, to which he replied: "It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat." Riiiight!
The only fat that I really want right now is a Fat Pencil by Illamasqua, below, €13.50, at Debenhams. These are multi-purpose, blendable, soft pencils in various metallic shades that can be used anywhere on the eyes, the face or the body. Perverse is a fab grey shade and Fickle is a very versatile nude.
I'm really McLovin' the colour, em, Wilful -- a coppery gold that really makes my blue eyes pop and looks great on my lips, but not on my hips!.