Sunday 22 October 2017

'Never assume anything' - Rob Lowe is looking for a new assistant and the requirements are wonderfully bizarre

Actor Rob Lowe arrives at the FOX TV All-Star party during the 2015 Summer TCA Tour at Soho House on August 6, 2015 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Actor Rob Lowe arrives at the FOX TV All-Star party during the 2015 Summer TCA Tour at Soho House on August 6, 2015 in West Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Rob Lowe attends The Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe at Sony Studios on August 27, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images)
Actor Rob Lowe attends the launch of "18 Amber Wood" by Profile at Montage Beverly Hills on March 9, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images for Profile)
Caitlin McBride

Caitlin McBride

Rob Lowe is looking for a new assistant and he won't settle for anything less than exactly what he wants.

TMZ obtained a job spec for a new personal assistant to the 52-year-old actor and it's well...something.

Seven requirements are listed below for the new position including an ability to list 25 pounds and a rather foreboding instruction to "Never assume anything".

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Actor Rob Lowe attends the launch of "18 Amber Wood" by Profile at Montage Beverly Hills on March 9, 2016 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images for Profile)

 

  • Never assume anything
     
  • Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is fed and has coffee throughout the day
     
  • Schedule haircuts every episode for the CLIENT
     
  • Ensure that the CLIENT HAS A DINNER PLAN IF ARRIVING HOME LATER THAN 8 PM in the evening
     
  • Make sure you let Estate staff know if the CLIENT wants a Jacuzzi turned on or a massage ordered for his arrival
     
  • Willing to travel on location as requested and serve as the CLIENT’S body man
     
  • Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT

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