Sunday 24 September 2017

Jose’s blame game - 14 times the Manchester United manager used diversionary techniques

Jose Mourinho tries to calm down Marouane Fellaini after he was shown a red card during the game against Manchester City on Thursday - Mourinho later blames Sergio Aguero for the incident. Photo: Martin Rickett/PA
Jose Mourinho tries to calm down Marouane Fellaini after he was shown a red card during the game against Manchester City on Thursday - Mourinho later blames Sergio Aguero for the incident. Photo: Martin Rickett/PA

Jose Mourinho is known for his diversionary techniques when his team is in trouble, and Thursday night's claim that Sergio Aguero got Marouane Fellaini sent off joins a lengthy list from this season… Charlie Eccleshare examines

Have a banana

Mourinho has emphasised on a number of occasions this season how tired his players are due to the high number of matches they’ve played.

Deciding that repeating this in press conferences was not sufficient to get his message across, Mourinho handed Marcos Rojo a banana during a laboured Europa League win over FC Rostov last month.

Mourinho said: “If you were tired any time in your life… I was tired many times, I know what the body needs. It needs anything. The player asked for a banana. But it’s not to laugh at all. It’s to respect the players.”

Sub-text: Please, someone give me attention about how many matches we are having to play.

Turns on Mkhitaryan

After hauling off Henrikh Mkhitaryan at half-time in September’s 2-1 home defeat to Manchester City, Mourinho laid into the Armenian and some of his team-mates in his post-match interview.

He said: “I didn’t change (the team) after 20 minutes because I don’t want to destroy the players. I didn’t want to make three changes at half-time but if there were a free number of changes and changes during the first half were normal… I would have done it after 20 minutes.

“The dimension of the game and everything around it… the derby, the game, the focus of attention… some of the guys, they felt it. It is nothing to do with experience and age. The kid (Marcus Rashford, who came on at half-time) looks like he is playing for the U-18s against Salford City. Every individual reacts to demands of the occasion in different ways.”

Forwards to blame

This has been a recurring theme, and Mourinho went on the attack again after the 0-0 draw at home to West Brom earlier this month.

Mourinho pointed blame at the attacking quartet of Jesse Lingard, Rashford, Anthony Martial and Mkhitaryan for lacking a killer touch, and said: “For 90 minutes (Antonio) Valencia was consistent, Ashley Young was consistent, Marcos Rojo was consistent, Eric Bailly was consistent, (Marouane) Fellaini was consistent, (Michael) Carrick was consistent,” he said, of his defence and midfield.

“And the other ones were not consistent, the other ones were a flash of talent, a glimpse of talent, almost a goal and we need to keep opponents and this is deja vu all season.”

Goes full Wenger

A 1-1 draw at Everton in December was a frustrating result, and a big talking point was the non red card of Marcos Rojo for an air-bound two-footed lunge on Idrissa Gueye.

Mourinho ensured the rancour continued with an Arsene Wenger-esque response when asked about the incident. “I didn’t see it,” he said.

He was similarly myopic when asked about Fellaini’s clumsy barge into the same Everton player that gifted the home side a late equaliser from the penalty spot. “I didn’t see it,” he repeated caustically.

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Arsene Wenger has not beaten Jose Mourinho in 11 Premier League matches

Attacks reporter, pt 1

A 0-0 draw with Hull enraged Mourinho to such an extent that he took it out on the BBC reporter conducting the post-match interview.

In a conversation that lasted just 88 seconds, Mourinho walked out after being asked what in particular he felt referee Mike Jones should have pulled Hull’s players up on. “If you don’t know, you shouldn’t be with a microphone in your hand,” he said.

Attacks reporter, pt 2

If Mourinho’s was at boiling point after the Hull stalemate, he was off the scale after the 0-0 draw with West Brom.

When asked if the two sides had cancelled each other out, Mourinho narrowed his eyes and exploded. “You think the game was equal?” he asked. “I can smile win, lose or draw. I am sorry to say, it is a silly question. When the team crosses the line once in 90 minutes and when the team is in the opposition half trying and trying and trying, you ask if we were equal?David de Gea was sleeping and he did the funny thing at the end, I was laughing with that.”

To be fair, this may have been genuine rage rather than a deflection tactic in response to what was a fairly inflammatory question.

The Persecuted One

As well as berating a reporter, the 0-0 home draw against Hull also prompted Mourinho to employ one of his favourite diversionary tactics: presenting himself as the victim.

Mourinho said that he couldn’t go into detail about why referee Jones had angered him so much because “the rules are different for me”.

“Don’t ask me questions that I cannot answer,” Mourinho said. “You know clearly that I am different. I am different. The rules for me are different. I am different in everything.

“I watch my team play in a hotel, I was forbidden to go to the stadium, my assistant had a six-match stadium ban and he didn’t touch anyone.

“Yesterday one fourth official told a manager (Jurgen Klopp): ‘I enjoy very much your passion’. So do what you want to do. Today I was told, ‘Sit down or I have to send you to the stands’ so everything is different for me. So don’t ask me questions that put me in a difficult situation.”

Refuses to do  post-match interview

After being sent to the stands in a heated 0-0 draw at home to Burnley, Mourinho refused to honour his post-match media commitments.

Instead he sent out assistant Rui Faria, who gave a sarcasm-laced response to a question about referee Mark Clattenburg’s performance. “I think the referee did fantastic work,” he said. “I won’t say more than this.”

The lack of VAR

Manchester United’s 1-1 draw with Everton was, according to Mourinho, the direct result of the absence of VAR (video assistant referee).

Complaining about a debatable offside call that went against Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Mourinho said: “With the VAR, we win this game 2-1 because it’s not an offside. But it’s a difficult one for the linesman. I’m not critical of the linesman. I just say when the VAR comes, it will help everyone, especially the linesmen and referees.”

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Manchester United's Zlatan Ibrahimovic has suffered a serious knee injury

Blames Aguero for Fellaini red

After Fellaini was sent off for a clear head-butt on Aguero in the Manchester derby, it seemed as though even Mourinho would struggle to dispute the decision.

Instead heargued that despite the view of the referee and Fellaini himself that it was a red card, Aguero was actually to blame. 

“Marouane says it was a red card because he is Marouane, Martin Atkinson told me in his opinion it was a red card… I saw Aguero in the tunnel – no broken nose, no broken head, his face is as nice as always,” Mourinho said.

“So, I am not so sure. I think if Sergio doesn’t go to the floor, for sure it is not a red card. I didn’t watch but probably I can guess it’s a bit of a red card and that it’s a bit of a very experienced, smart Argentinian player.”

Luke Shaw pt 1

After a 3-1 defeat at Watford in September, Mourinho tore into Luke Shaw, who had recently returned from the best part of a year on the sidelines with a broken leg.

Mourinho fumed: “For the second goal, Amrabat receives the ball and our left-back [Shaw] is 25 metres from him instead of five metres. But even at 25 metres, you have to jump and go and press, but no, we wait.

“This is a tactical but also a mental attitude. It’s something that doesn’t become perfect in a couple of weeks.”

It later emerged Shaw had been struggling with a groin problem.

Luke Shaw pt 2

Turning on Shaw has been a favourite pastime of Mourinho’s this season, but after the draw with Everton this month his anger reached unforeseen heights.

“He (Shaw) has lots of potential but the football brain and the professional brain has to be with the talent,” Mourinho said. “He has to change his football brain.

“He was doing things in the second half when he was reacting to my voice. If he was on the other side for sure he would not do it.”

Mourinho later added that Shaw’s performance from “good” but “it was his body with my brain”.

“Because he was in front of me and I was making every decision for him. We need the kids to grow up.”

Picks fight with Conte, pt 1

At the end of a humiliating 4-0 defeat at former club Chelsea, Mourinho whispered angrily into Antonio Conte’s ear on the touchline, apparently riled by the way he was asking the home supporters to make more noise.

Having deflected attention from how dreadful his side were, Mourinho said with faux coyness after the match: “You know me. I spoke to Conte, not to you. I’m not the kind of guy to come here and share with you things I don’t want to share. What is between me and Antonio is for us… or up to him to talk if he wants to. That is his problem. I have no comment.”

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Jose Mourinho and Antonio Conte during their first meeting of the season. Photo: Getty

Picks fight with Conte, pt 2

After another loss at Chelsea, this time in the FA Cup last month, Mourinho again ensured his rivalry with Conte was the main talking point.

After United were beaten 1-0, Mourinho made a point of shaking the hands of his players and staff, meaning he and Conte left the pitch having not shaken hands.

Again, it was a big post-match talking point. “If I see him here I will shake it,” Mourinho said. “I didn’t because I thought my players deserved my action immediately and I our supporters also deserved our thanks to them, so it was that.

“I can promise you that if I see him out there I will shake his hand. I have nothing to speak with him at all, but to shake his hand, for sure I will do that.”

Lack of penalties to blame for miss

Despite playing the whole second half against 10 men, United were unable to beat Bournemouth at home in March. The hosts created plenty of chances, but failed to take them, including a penalty that was missed by Ibrahimovic.

Amazingly, Mourinho claimed that the Swede was not to blame for the miss, and said: “We stopped practising penalties because we were four or five months without a penalty.

“Zlatan, Pogba… these guys stopped training penalties and then, when a penalty comes, they are not ready to take it.”

‘Alternative facts’

Following an EFL Cup defeat at Hull in the semi-final second leg, Mourinho employed the ‘alternative facts’ approach of the Donald Trump administration, by claiming that despite the 2-1 scoreline his team had not in fact lost the game.

Mourinho said of Hull’s first goal “I didn’t see it” and continued: “I think 18 matches unbeaten is amazing. We didn’t lose. It was 1-1. I only saw two goals.

“I saw Paul Pogba’s goal and their (second) goal (by Oumar Niasse) was a fantastic goal, a great action. It was a great cross, and the guy coming in at the far post. 1-1.”

(© Daily Telegraph, London)

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