WITH the internet activating its klaxon of outrage over John Terry's kit-based limelight-hogging Champions League celebrations, the visual memes were an inevitability.
Luckily quite a lot of them are quite funny. Did you know, for example, that John Terry took one small step for (a) man, and managed it without a helmet? In full kit, on the moon of course...
Pace was not thought to be a big part of Terry's game, but new evidence suggests he's actually the world's fastest man with a mock up of him in Usain Bolt’s place with a new world record.
Were we all too distracted royal-watching last summer to notice the real star of the show? On line today the wedding portrait of William and Kate includes John Terry holding the Champion’s League trophy aloft.