Thursday 25 May 2017

Connacht uncovered . . . according to Jamie Hagan

Biggest Messer

"Mike McCarthy, he's always taking the mickey, trying to put fellahs off in team meetings and stuff."

Grumpiest

"It would have to be Frank Murphy, we don't call him 'Cranky Frankie' for nothing."

Best room-mate

"Myself, I'd say. I'd be fairly tidy and a good, early sleeper."

Worst room-mate

"(Sean) Cronin, he snores like an orangutan"

Most intelligent

"Conor O'Loughlin. I think he has a Smurfit Business degree or something and reads the 'Financial Times.' He can be a bit of a pain in the ass when he tries to correct your grammar."

Most Skilful

"Niva Ta'auso. He's a big direct guy, but has incredible ball skills. I saw him throw a perfect 20-yard pass out the back of his hand."

Worst dress sense

"Johnny O'Connor (pictured), a bit of a mountainy man, although he has got better."

Mirror lovers

"The Playboy Mansion Boys (Fionn Carr, Cronin and Ian Keatley) put a bit of time into their appearance, moisturising and all that craic."

Irish Independent

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