Sport Rugby

Tuesday 6 December 2016

Boks fight back in comedy of errors

South Africa 44
Australia 31

Peter Bills

Published 30/08/2010 | 05:00

South Africa's Morne Steyn is challenged by Australia duo Drew Mitchell and Matt Giteau during their Tri-Nations match in Pretoria. Photo: Reuters
South Africa's Morne Steyn is challenged by Australia duo Drew Mitchell and Matt Giteau during their Tri-Nations match in Pretoria. Photo: Reuters

South Africa and Australia came close to producing a new version of rugby on Saturday in Pretoria. It was intrinsically Rugby Sevens played with 15 men a side, an interesting hybrid which, alas, I don't think has a future. Neither, for that matter, do either of these teams if they continue to play the game in such a dumb fashion.

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Yes, it was entertaining enough if you just want the vicarious pleasure of watching players dive over the whitewash. But for any serious observers of the game, it was close to a joke at times. "Surreal" was how one leading world rugby official correctly called it.

Not to put too fine a point on it, it was a kind of rugby diarrhoea. Tries spewed out at regular intervals, with no one on the field apparently able to control the flow. There were nine tries and only some scrambling defence by both teams prevented that number being doubled.

Back in New Zealand, there must have been expressions of bemusement mixed with humour on the faces of the All Blacks players and coaches. For this was a game that told us exactly why New Zealand are already home and hosed as 2010 Tri Nations champions.

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There was none of the precision or clinical execution we had become accustomed to seeing from the All Blacks this season. They are in a class of their own on this evidence.

All the structure, authority and composure the All Blacks have brought to the international game this year, even while playing an open, attacking game, was missing in Pretoria. We had the farcical situation of Australia leading 14-0 after just four minutes, 21-7 after 11 minutes, 28-17 and even 28-24 at half-time.

But Robbie Deans' side never had control of the game. At times, it exactly mirrored Rugby Sevens -- one side scored, the restart went to the opposition and they scored. Six tries were scored in the first half alone yet of that tally, four were down to gross defensive errors and a fifth came from a forward pass.

Bryan Habana dropped a simple re-start kick and then missed James O'Connor on the outside for one try; Kurtley Beale made the Boks' defensive line look about as mobile as the Maginot Line with a few sidesteps to open them up, leading to O'Connor's first try and, at the other end, the defence parted like the Red Sea to allow Juan Smith to steam through to score for the Boks.

Unforced errors lay all over the field, like corpses on the battlefield. Technically, it was pretty lamentable and merely served to confirm New Zealand's overwhelming technical superiority this year.

South Africa won in the end chiefly because of their traditional line-out excellence at critical moments in the final quarter. Leading 34-31 with the game finely balanced, the Springboks seized two vital Wallaby line-out throws which stole away potentially vital attacking platforms deep in the Boks' 22 from the attacking Aussies. Victor Matfield, on his 100th Test cap appearance, reminded us of his timeless ability and those around him deserved praise, too.

But Deans' side were abject. They butchered two simple tries by failing to make the ball do the work by taking out opponents with passes.

Another try was saved when impressive half-back Francois Hougaard got across to smash Adam Ashley-Cooper in the tackle, forcing him to spill the ball.

Australia couldn't come back after that glut of missed scoring opportunities. But their decision-making was awry throughout the final quarter.

It was helter-skelter type rugby with desperation written all over two ordinary teams. No one ever really got a grip on the game with some proper structured rugby in the style of the New Zealanders.

So yes, for the casual observer it was aesthetically pleasing. But not all South Africans were fooled. The vast swathes of empty seats in Pretoria revealed what knowledgeable South Africans think of the present state of their side.

SOUTH AFRICA -- F Steyn; JP Pietersen, J Fourie, J de Villiers, B Habana; M Steyn (B James 64), F Hougaard; G Steenkamp, J Smit (capt) (C Ralepelle 59), J du Plessis (CJ van der Linde 53), F van der Merwe (D Rossouw 48), V Matfield, S Burger, J Smith, P Spies.

AUSTRALIA -- K Beale; J O'Connor, A Ashley-Cooper, M Giteau, D Mitchell; Q Cooper, W Genia; B Robinson, S Faingaa, S Ma'afu (J Slipper 54), D Mumm, N Sharpe ( R Simmons 64), R Elsom (capt), D Pocock, R Brown (B McCalman 57).

ReF -- A Rolland (Ireland).

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