Orchard must embrace apple
Published 15/12/2010 | 05:00
SO Armagh are in the market for a company to buy the naming rights to the redeveloped Athletic Grounds.
There are a few obvious fits for the Orchard County.
How about Apple Computers? Or Applegreen, who have all those spanking new service stations off the motorways? Then there's Bulmers/Magners, who deal in somewhat modified orchard products.
No doubt the medical lobby would launch objections to the latter on the basis that it promotes alcoholic drinks, although they remain stoically silent on the Magners League and Heineken Cup.
Still, it's probably best to head for a soft drink with orchard connections. Got it! Cidona Park. It's even got a nice ring to it.