Five of the strangest ever sporting quotes
Published 04/02/2014 | 14:49
Sometimes sports people can summon pearls of wisdoms from the depths of themselves, sometimes they can be downright bizarre. Either way it can be entertaining. Here are some of our favourite sporting quotes.
1. Brian O'Driscoll
At a news conference in the lead-up to Ireland's Six Nations match with England at Croke Park in 2009, O'Driscoll was asked about what it was like to play with and against England manager Martin Johnson.
‘Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad,’ he said to a backdrop of first bemusement and then roaring laughter from reporters.
2. Eric Cantona
French footballer Eric Cantona's remark in 1995 that ‘when the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea’ is another favourite.
That was interpreted by some as a comment about the media spotlight being shone at the time on the then Manchester United star.
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho played down his title prospects in quintessential fashion last night, declaring after inflicting defeat on Manchester City that the three-horse title race was between “two horses and a little horse that still needs milk and to learn how to jump.”
It is “a nice horse,” Mourinho said of himself, with a clicking noise. “A horse that next season we can race.”
4. Jose Mourinho
It's the Portuguese coach again and this quote comes from earlier in the season when he described his young squad as "beautiful, young eggs" before the start of their Champions League campaign.
"They are eggs that need a mum or, in this case, a dad to take care of them, to keep them warm during the winter, to bring the blanket and work and improve them," added Mourinho.
"One day the moment will arrive when the weather changes, the sun rises, you break the eggs and the eggs are ready to go for life at the top level."
5. Muhammad Ali
It was impossible to pick one from the heavyweight legend so I narrowed it down to three.
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."
"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise."
"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."