Saturday 22 October 2016

When married your crushes have to become theoretical 

Justine O'Mahony I haven't had a crush in years. Actually I think the last time I had a serious crush was in 1993 and the object my affections was an Irish DJ in Playa Del Ingles! I followed him around like a lovesick puppy for two weeks but unfortunately my feelings weren't reciprocated. I returned home and wrote him a letter, care of The Shamrock Bar. He never replied. I was devastated but it was a lesson well learnt. No one unworthy, ever stole my heart again!