Five things learnt this week
A WOMAN in Bradford, England, claims that when she was five she was kidnapped and dumped in the Colombian jungle only to be raised by monkeys.
There are a lot of people in this world that would have been better off being reared by monkeys. A kickabout on the green now takes twice as long as it used to, as the young lad insists on replaying every goal he scores in slow motion.
Jockey Richard Hughes equals Frankie Dettori's record by riding seven winners in one afternoon at mouthwatering odds of over 10,000/1. Trap says his players have a 51 per cent chance of qualifying for the World Cup. Unshakable faith. Singer Adele gives birth to a baby boy and also a classic Bond theme to accompany this week's release of Skyfall - a voice so easy on the ears.