Sunday 22 October 2017

Want to improve your waistline and your sex life? I've got the secret

DEIRDRE O'SHAUGHNESSY

ARE you a woman? Have you got "comfortable" with your partner and allowed your weight to "creep up"? I've got news for you. You're supposed to be on a diet. You lump.

Forget that claptrap about enjoying yourself, and remember that the most important thing you can do in life is to be sexually attractive. And the key to sexual attractiveness is being thin.

Basically, the world would be a better place if you went on a diet.

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