Friday 28 April 2017

We can't afford it, but come on, Jedward!

(SING) "We're all part of Jedward's Army! We're all off to Germany! And we'll really feck it up when we win the Eurovision Cup, cos Ireland can't afford the bloody thing! C'mon Jedward!"

FIONA PURCELL
DROGHEDA, CO LOUTH

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