Warning to little green men
Published 09/02/2010 | 05:00
TO THE owner of the meteorite that recently crashed into Ireland: if you or any of your extra-terrestrial pals out there are considering visiting our country again any time soon, please stop and think before you do. You will be charged heavily for the privilege.
The carbon emissions on your meteorite will be noted and taxed, thanks to our very own extra-terrestrial life forms -- the Greens.
Forget about parking around Dublin as the cost is -- if you'll pardon the pun -- astronomical.