Wednesday 7 December 2016

Warning to little green men

Published 09/02/2010 | 05:00

TO THE owner of the meteorite that recently crashed into Ireland: if you or any of your extra-terrestrial pals out there are considering visiting our country again any time soon, please stop and think before you do. You will be charged heavily for the privilege.

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The carbon emissions on your meteorite will be noted and taxed, thanks to our very own extra-terrestrial life forms -- the Greens.

Forget about parking around Dublin as the cost is -- if you'll pardon the pun -- astronomical.

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