Truth will out
Published 17/11/2012 | 05:00
• A dad buys a lie-detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?"
"At school dad." Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at my mate's."
"'Toy Story.'" Robot slaps the son again!
"Okay, it was a porno," cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was." Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs "He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mum!
Bantry, Co Cork