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Wednesday 16 April 2014

Truth will out

• A dad buys a lie-detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?"

"At school dad." Robot slaps the son!

"Ok, I watched a dvd at my mate's."

"What dvd?"

"'Toy Story.'" Robot slaps the son again!

"Okay, it was a porno," cries the son.

"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was." Robot slaps the dad!

Mum laughs "He's certainly your son."

Robot slaps the mum!

Robert Sullivan
Bantry, Co Cork

Irish Independent

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