Friday 24 March 2017

Tower of Babel

•So far, I have learnt that David speaks Hebrew, Michael D speaks in verse (or worse), Dana sings for her supper, Martin speaks with a forked tongue, Mary is an Olympic talker, Sean talks fluent culchie and Gay speaks Fine Gael.

Dr John Doherty
Gaoth Dobhair, Co Donegal

•"I'll deal with all those issues in the Mahon Tribunal" -- Bertie Ahern, May 4, 2007.

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