Sunday 4 December 2016

Santa and the Dail's 'comrades'

Published 21/07/2010 | 05:00

Dear comrades, Due to the fact that Leinster House remains unoccupied for 50 weeks of the year we have decided to make adjustments when the lads return from the annual six-month summer break, just in time for the Christmas festivities.

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A five-star hotel has been allocated for the remaining two weeks of this session. Leinster House will be transformed into a hostel for the homeless and down-on-their-luck politicians.

We propose to offer Ivor, the poor misunderstood senator, the position of live-in caretaker, thus eliminating any miscalculations regarding mileage on travel expenses.

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