• Shock, horror and dismay. 'Prime Time' announced that the world's oldest profession is alive and thriving in Holy Ireland. As with most thriving business ventures, it seems to be managed by international corporations (probably due to our 12.5pc corporate tax rate).
A recent visitor here said that Ireland had some of the very best hookers in the "trade". I reassured him that we had, his name is Rory and he will be plying his trade on Sunday in Paris.
In my day, an escort was a reliable Ford car.