Sunday 24 September 2017

Noah and the end of our world

Sir -- In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah, now living in Ireland, and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: "You have six months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Then The Bullshit Started.

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