Tuesday 17 October 2017

King Kenny

• How many anti-nausea pills are necessary to provide relief from the manifestations of Cover of 'Time' Magazine Syndrome, with a co-morbid dose of European of the Year?

Michele Savage
2 Glendale Park, Dublin 12

• So, the Playboy of the Western World (sorry Mattie) is now the Golden Victoria European of the Year (Irish Independent, October 25). Given that the award itself is a bronze statuette of Nike, perhaps we have found the solution to our bank debt. But rather than relying on his new best friend Angela, Englebert van Kenny might want to ask some advice from Rory McIlroy in the negotiations!

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