Sunday 4 December 2016

In bad shape for our Greek games

Published 12/02/2010 | 05:00

Greece is the word that should rightly haunt this country. Billy Connolly tells a joke about a man on the African savannah tying his trainer laces.

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He declares to his friend that his new trainers were his means of protection from lions. His bewildered counterpart points out that he will never be able to outrun a lion.

Our man responds: "I don't need to outrun the lions; I just need to outrun you."

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