Saturday 25 March 2017

In bad shape for our Greek games

Greece is the word that should rightly haunt this country. Billy Connolly tells a joke about a man on the African savannah tying his trainer laces.

He declares to his friend that his new trainers were his means of protection from lions. His bewildered counterpart points out that he will never be able to outrun a lion.

Our man responds: "I don't need to outrun the lions; I just need to outrun you."

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