Published 19/01/2013 | 05:00
• Many years ago, a man in rural Ireland was making and selling chicken burgers.
He was mixing horse meat with the chicken, but eventually his conscience got the upper hand and he went to confession. The following dialogue took place:
Priest: How much horse meat were you mixing with the chicken?
Man: Oh, 50-50, Father. One chicken, one horse.
Blessington, Co Wicklow
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