Holy smoke! My dog is a banker
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants and his meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this, he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
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