Hibernian Hyena is no Celtic Tiger
Some years ago we had a national pet called The Celtic Tiger. Ah it was a great old thing. Though some people said it was getting a bit wild and should be placed on a lead, the owner told them to "go away and commit suicide".
Unfortunately, greedy developers and people with political connections started to build all over the tiger's natural habitat, resulting in the poor beast needing to be put to sleep in September 2008.
Not all is lost, though, as the two Brians have successfully searched for a suitable replacement.