Tuesday 30 May 2017

Here lies Ireland, a once fine nation

Ireland (Dark Kathleen) 1921-2010, in her 89th year after a terminal illness bravely borne, surrounded by the ECB and the IMF. Survived by her 4.3 million grieving children, and former master, the UK.

Reposing at the Cowen & Lenihan funeral home before removal to the Church of St Angela of the bond-holder. Burial afterwards in the IMF cemetery. No flowers please, donations in lieu to St Vincent De Paul, Barnardos and The Irish Patients Association.

Greta T harrison

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