Has Bertie seen Mrs Hubbard?
Sir -- Well, our Bertie is the limit (I wish I could get into making ads). Hopefully, his expensive make-up doesn't get smudged, squeezing in and out of cupboards. His and his cronies' management left many bare cupboards, with plenty of room for his torso in future ads! Oh, Bertie wasn't the worst -- (no dear shirts -- NO DEAR SHIRTS -- and an anorak would suffice) -- I just can't miss a joke or a laugh! Was it Mrs Hubbard's cupboard?
Cootehill, Co Cavan