Hard to swallow
Published 09/02/2012 | 05:00
On behalf of the rural people of Ireland, I would like to apologise to Enda Kenny for our uncouth habit of "spluttering into our pints".
I'd ask that he put a few euro aside from the septic-tank charge to establish a school of etiquette to teach us how to sip a fine sherry from the parlours of our negative-equity homes while exquisitely putting our grievances across.
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