Wednesday 29 March 2017

Hard to swallow

On behalf of the rural people of Ireland, I would like to apologise to Enda Kenny for our uncouth habit of "spluttering into our pints".

I'd ask that he put a few euro aside from the septic-tank charge to establish a school of etiquette to teach us how to sip a fine sherry from the parlours of our negative-equity homes while exquisitely putting our grievances across.

Name and address with editor

Please sign in or register with Independent.ie for free access to Opinions.

Sign In

Don't Miss