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Monday 20 February 2017

Hard to swallow

Published 09/02/2012 | 05:00

On behalf of the rural people of Ireland, I would like to apologise to Enda Kenny for our uncouth habit of "spluttering into our pints".

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I'd ask that he put a few euro aside from the septic-tank charge to establish a school of etiquette to teach us how to sip a fine sherry from the parlours of our negative-equity homes while exquisitely putting our grievances across.

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