Friday 22 September 2017

Grinch hits back

•Dear Santa,

I read your letter in the Irish Independent (November 17) and I have to say you should be a politician rather than a supposed bringer of glad tidings.

You never brought me anything near what I asked of you every Christmas when I was a child, and shag-all at all when I grew up.

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