Gospel of Bono
•Christian leaders throughout the world often lament the lack of faith among people and how difficult it is to spread the Gospel. However, when schoolchildren are being taught that Bono is a prophet, it's no wonder the church is in such a desperate state.
Bono may be a good singer, he may have done great work in Third World countries, and he may have made a financial profit from DVD sales etc. But, sorry to burst Bono's bubble, he is not a prophet; in fact, he himself may not have found what he is looking for!
If Bono is a prophet, then my father scored the winning goal for Brazil in the 1970 World Cup Final and, if you don't believe me, ask my mother -- she crossed the ball over from a free kick.