Published 22/11/2011 | 05:00
•I think Frau Merkel only invited our Taoiseach to Germany, in fact, to advise him of some changes that the Bundestag have decided will be made to the English language, as will be spoken in Ireland in future.
Enda Kenny has been brought up to speed regarding spelling and pronunciation, and that it is in Ireland's interest that he, on behalf of the Irish people accepts a five-point plan that would introduce 'Euro-English' to us.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.