ET phone Dail
Published 17/01/2012 | 05:00
Scientists have for years been searching for extra-terrestrial life without success.
It would be a great service to the nation if they were to redirect their energies in order to determine once and for all whether or not there is evidence of intelligent life in the Dail.
What has invalidated previous investigations is the unwarranted assumption that Dailian life is akin to ours. I suspect it may be a form of life that is only vaguely similar to ours.