Browned off . . . Critics . . . Bashing . . . Dipsticks
I see the letters page is still full of irate citizens complaining of Transport Minister Noel Dempsey's "sun-tanning" holiday. So I checked the weather in Malta, and it showed 13C. Hardly factor 30 conditions.
Why go to Malta for a tan, when you can stay here and get browned off?
Tramore, Co Waterford