Saturday 29 April 2017

Away with fairies

•I read that some people up Ballyconnell way strongly believe that the real reason for the crash of Sean Quinn's empire is related to the fact that during construction work, some years ago, Mr Quinn interfered with the site of a fairy tomb.

It's a pity that those little folk didn't first turn their attention to Bertie Ahern and his band of boneheads and turn them into pillars of glass and sand before they had a chance to bring the roof crashing down on all our heads.

It would have spared us a lot of grief.

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