Aussie finally beats them at his own game
Published 01/07/2011 | 05:00
FOR a decade or two, I peppered Australian newspapers with letters to the editor on the ludicrous spectacle of International Rules football. Aussie Rules stars clutch a round ball while feigning patriotic pride as they biff little Irish Gaelic footballers.
Well, Australia's Channel Ten have now abandoned telecasts. I've won!