Friday 18 August 2017

Abstinence? I'll drink to that!

As an average Irish adult, I was surprised to learn that I am currently drinking one bottle of vodka a week ("We drink 'bottle of vodka a week'", Irish Independent, February 8), according to the National Substance Misuse Strategy report.

What incredible powers of omniscient wisdom our leaders possess!

They tell me how many bags of crisps I can eat before I become officially obese and have one foot in the grave.

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