Friday 24 March 2017

Try not to make the internet your only connection to love

'Gaming or Facebook will never nibble your ear or give you a rub of a toe when the mood is right in the darkest of the night.' Photo: Depositphotos
'Gaming or Facebook will never nibble your ear or give you a rub of a toe when the mood is right in the darkest of the night.' Photo: Depositphotos
Billy Keane

Billy Keane

It will be the 40th anniversary next year. That's 40 years since the woman who hasn't had sex for 40 years last had sex. Or so she told me and I have no reason to disbelieve her. Every time we meet, she tells me her dog is her constant companion now.

Less trouble than a man she says.

Although my experience, gleaned from numerous pub conversations, is that men are little if any trouble and very low-maintenance. They just need the odd service to keep them going.

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